“Don’t tell me I don’t know the blues. Yes, hoof rot is a thing… Just not my thing. My stall has three walls and half a roof, a salt lick in the corner and mud on the floor, but I got all the hay I want, a loving doe and music in my heart.”

– From Take My Antlers, Please! The almost true yet incredibly unbelievable story of Rudy Randall and The Sleigh Jammers